With the Memorial Day weekend and the unofficial start of summer just around the corner, New Jersey residents are hoping to see tourism return to normal following the devastating effects of October’s Superstorm Sandy. In an effort to convince tourists to return, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is urging Garden State residents to withhold their usual insults and complaints of tourists for this weekend.
Coming off a tough stretch that threatens to derail the Obama Administration’s plans for his second agenda, Americans are now holding President Obama accountable for late pizza delivery times.
Perhaps Beyonce’s 2008 Single Ladies was actually a prediction of the damaging power of video games to relationships? Regardless, this week’s release of the Call of Duty: Ghosts teaser trailer ensures that there will still be plenty of single ladies on the dating market for the foreseeable future.
As we still remember the mass fear that the world was coming to an end on December 21, 2012, numerous lawsuits are now emerging. For example, Chester Buttersworth of Brooklyn, New York, has been contacting his lawyer about how he wants to sue the country of Guatemala because their ancestors were incorrect about the end of the world happening.
A recent study conducted by various universities across the nation has found that in the last five years, the average attention span of most Americans has dwindled drastically. Researchers measured attention spans by observing how long an individual would watch a television show of their choosing before becoming bored with the program and turning to some other activity. The results are startling. The average attention span falls between 1 and 3 minutes. Post-observation interviews revealed that many feel they do not have time to focus that much on television or movies.
You’ve heard the word before: Invasion. It’s a savage term that sparks fear in our hearts, leaving us temporarily paranoid, petrified of cloud-created shadows. We cower at passing birds. We tremble at the sight of an innocent game of Frisbee. Our pants dampen during the clatter of unseen air traffic. All because of one measly word (say it with me): Invasion.
SEATTLE WA – Seattle Mariners’ mascot Mariner Moose shocked the sports world at a Wednesday press conference by coming out of the closest as the first openly gay mascot in professional sports. The announcement comes just weeks after the NHL launched the “You Can Play” campaign, which put the question of acceptance of gay teammates among athletes into the public dialogue.
With the economy in the proverbial shitter, and more job applicants then there are currently jobs, you’re going to have to make your resume stand out from amongst all the others piled atop the human resource manager’s desk. After hours of Google research, and even more hours speculating what employment experts might say, I have created 5 helpful tips that you should implement to improve your resume instantly.
Following a tumultuous week in America that saw the Boston Marathon bombing, a horrific explosion at a Texas fertilizer plant, and an Elvis impersonator attempt to poison the President, Americans were relieved to return to their normal fears this week.