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ON DATING & RELATIONSHIPS: Know Who You Are & Don’t Change.

  • February 15, 2013

Part three in Pete Draper’s four part series “On Dating & Relationships.”

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Money Replaces Men as No. 1 Organization for Obtaining Women

  • February 11, 2013

Renowned comedian Jerry Seinfeld once observed that despite all the awful attempts at attracting the opposite sex (such as honking car horns and yelling from construction sites), men were nonetheless successful at obtaining and keeping women. “Men as an organization are getting more women than any other group working in the world today,” Seinfeld joked in his HBO Broadway Special, I’m Telling You For The Last Time.

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Hilaritan’s Travel Advice for Visiting China

  • February 4, 2013

Welcome to another edition of Hilaritan’s Travel Advice. In this edition, I’ll take you though some advice for visiting China, covering topics such as how to pack and overcoming the language barrier. If you follow these travel tips, your trip to China should be an enriching experience that will create memories to last a lifetime.

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North Korea to U.S.: We Want to Kill You

  • January 27, 2013

Following controversial remarks last week in which North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un announced his country’s plan to create a nuclear weapon capable of reaching the United States, the internationally maligned leader held a new speech from Pyongyang on Sunday going into further detail about his plans.

“I haven’t heard any response from Washington, so I should probably clarify. My plan in regards to the United States is to pretty much kill each and everyone of you. There’s no sugarcoating it, I want each of you to die a painful death” Jong-Un said in a statement from the North Korean capital city.

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guns

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NRA Seeking Alternative to Firearms

  • January 25, 2013

Hysteria has broken out among the gun activist community regarding President Obama’s pending gun laws. The President’s crackdown will most likely ban military-style assault weapons, as well as high-capacity magazines. The NRA hasn’t sweat a bullet (no pun intended) over this dreadful news. In fact, they’ve already plotted new ways to get their gun fix.

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Conservative Bloggers Toast Four More Years of Relevancy

  • January 21, 2013

As President Barack Obama is sworn in today for his second term as the 44th President of the United States, conservative bloggers around the country will raise their glasses at four more years of relevancy among the political dissidents of this country.

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Strike is over!

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Hilaritan Strike Is Over! The Return of Hilaritan for 2013 Starts NOW!!!

  • January 19, 2013

For a couple years, the internet sensation Hilaritan.com has been on hiatus due to a massive strike between staff and the two original founders of the site. Website Custodian Scott Barnes has launched a long, trying campaign to get the site active while the E-Board sat reluctantly on answering any questions about returning the site to its once popular level.

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I’d like to think that those sailboats in the background are actually shark fins so that this comic would have a deeper meaning.

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A Postmodern Review of ‘Marmaduke’

  • September 3, 2010

If you’ve ever read the comic strip Marmaduke, you may have thought the punchline simply didn’t make it into final print, or that the humor will make sense once you’re older and more sophisticated.

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Delaware Valley Coffee Makers March on Washington to Demand WaWa Price Cap

  • August 28, 2010

Wawa, a convenience store/gas station chain based in Eastern Pennsylvania, Southern New Jersey, Delaware, Maryland, and Virginia, sent shockwaves through their coffee drinking customers with their recent announcement to increase coffee prices by 4 cents per cup, effective August 30.

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FROM THE ARCHIVES – Microsoft to Release ‘Newer, Crappier’ Version of Word

  • August 19, 2010

While Apple is reportedly working on its one-button “smart” phone to be released sometime in 2007, Microsoft remains poised to lead the computer world forward with the next version of its flagship business product—Microsoft Word.

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