Perhaps Beyonce’s 2008 Single Ladies was actually a prediction of the damaging power of video games to relationships? Regardless, this week’s release of the Call of Duty: Ghosts teaser trailer ensures that there will still be plenty of single ladies on the dating market for the foreseeable future.
Millville, NJ – Local man Dale Newton has finally developed the perfect plan for getting the attention of his crush, Kelly Parsons. At 8:32 p.m. last night, Newton wrote an intentionally vague Facebook status that Parsons will have no choice but to comment on, thus giving the socially nervous man an opening for conversation.
Earlier this week the Sony Corporation introduced its latest invention, a device designed to control the world’s population. The invention is simply known as the “Playstation 4.” Designed to limit socialization to online exchanges in game rooms, the eight core processor invention will help prevent many individuals from first experiencing a sexual encounter until they are well into their 20’s. The move was largely applauded by those in the religious right.
New Jersey resident Clint McDougal has recently risen to the ranks of Prestige Master on Call of Duty: Black Ops 2. The 27 year old Garden State resident achieved this honor at 3:24 a.m. on Thursday morning, finally reaching a point in which McDougal could feel vindication for a sedentary lifestyle that has been largely devoid of friendship, meaningful relationships, and physical intimacy since he stopped attending Union Community College seven years ago.
Purdue University scientists recently published and presented the results of a three year, $11.5 million study in which they experimented with the effects of the element oxygen on Homo sapiens, also commonly referred to as humans. The results were startling, an official said.
Forward-thinking mega-corporation Disney has decided that bonus features are ruining the core DVD viewing experience. For the rental version of their latest animated film Up, Disney decided to remove the special features including English closed-captions and subtitles, a bonus that is only really appreciated by the hearing impaired, The Consumerist reported.
A user of the Nintendo Entertainment System was stunned to find his modified console would no longer load bootleg software following a global crackdown on game pirates. This incident comes just days after a mass Xbox 360 banning by Microsoft made headlines.
Windows 7 is what Vista should have been when it was released three years ago. So while Microsoft’s latest OS is stable, functional, and user-friend, it feels more like a massive service pack than brand new software.
So what’s new with Windows 7?