In an effort to get President Elect Donald Trump up to speed on security issues threatening the United States, the CIA is joining other agencies in putting their Presidential intelligence briefings into episodes of Saturday Night Live.
On Wednesday morning Anthony Weiner released a new campaign commercial announcing his intent to run for Mayor of New York. It was a surprising move by the former Congressman, who was forced to resign after he tweeted pictures of his crotch to several women.
Coming off a tough stretch that threatens to derail the Obama Administration’s plans for his second agenda, Americans are now holding President Obama accountable for late pizza delivery times.
FAIRFAX VA – Speaking at a press conference denouncing recent attempts by the government to pass stricter gun control laws, NRA president David Keene also announced his organization’s full endorsement of the rights of North Korean leader Kim Jong-un to possess nuclear weapons with no limitations or restrictions.
SCITUATE RI – John Keelson has completely done a 180 on his opinions on gun control, abortion, same-sex marriage, and other controversial issues after the uneducated man read a Facebook status update posted by one of his conservative friends.
WASHINGTON – Following a tumultuous week for the couple that saw President Obama storm out and disappear for a few days, Obama and America celebrated getting through their rough patch by taking a night out to their favorite bowling alley together.
WASHINGTON – Returning home this morning after storming out on America angrily on Monday, President Obama brought America a bouquet of roses and apologized to America, asking for them to find some way to forgive him.
BEDFORD PA – After snapping at a White House Press Conference yesterday President Obama took off in his car Monday afternoon to “go think right now.” The President failed to return home on Monday, and it was unknown where he was until being spotted at 3:30 a.m. this morning drinking a cup of coffee at “Kevin’s Roadside Diner.”
WASHINGTON – In a moment that has been building since President Obama first took office and was met with Republican opposition to nearly every initiative he tried get through Congress, the President finally snapped yesterday during a White House Press Conference.