HUDSON ME – Demonstrating a clear level of superiority over others on the internet, Hudson resident Harold Watters defined himself as an Alpha Male by being the first to comment on a recently uploaded YouTube video with the post “first.”
Watters took the step to the upper echelon of society at 8:02 p.m. yesterday evening. While browsing random YouTube videos, Watters came across a video titled “Why Justin Beiber is so Annoying!” After viewing the poorly articulated and clearly not thought out 3 minute video, Watters left his mark for all to see with his simple post of one word.
With his natural gift in the art of rhetoric and a clearly masterful process for thinking, one can only wonder what this great leader of men must have in store to make the Earth a better place.
At press time, he is currently locked in his room gawking at Kate Upton’s Sports Illustrated swimsuit photos.