WASHINGTON – Following a tumultuous week for the couple that saw President Obama storm out and disappear for a few days, Obama and America celebrated getting through their rough patch by taking a night out to their favorite bowling alley together.
After making up Thursday morning, the couple agreed that this was just the fun night out they needed to relax after what was a very stressful week.
Couples therapist Dr. Janice Riley agreed. “When a couple has gone through the kind of week that the President and America have been through, it’s great after talking out the issues to do something fun together, especially if it’s a place that there is some shared history for the couple. It really helps rekindle the magic and remind the couple why they fell in love in the first place.”
Friends of the couple agreed that they seemed to be in jovial spirits while at the bowling alley.
“They were bowling, laughing, having drinks together and just enjoying each other’s company the way they used to when they first got together. It was adorable” close friend of the couple, Joe Biden, said.
After calling it a night shortly after midnight, President Obama and America returned to the White House to enjoy a passionate round of make-up sex.