You’ve heard the word before: Invasion. It’s a savage term that sparks fear in our hearts, leaving us temporarily paranoid, petrified of cloud-created shadows. We cower at passing birds. We tremble at the sight of an innocent game of Frisbee. Our pants dampen during the clatter of unseen air traffic. All because of one measly word (say it with me): Invasion.
SEATTLE WA – Seattle Mariners’ mascot Mariner Moose shocked the sports world at a Wednesday press conference by coming out of the closest as the first openly gay mascot in professional sports. The announcement comes just weeks after the NHL launched the “You Can Play” campaign, which put the question of acceptance of gay teammates among athletes into the public dialogue.
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Following a tumultuous week in America that saw the Boston Marathon bombing, a horrific explosion at a Texas fertilizer plant, and an Elvis impersonator attempt to poison the President, Americans were relieved to return to their normal fears this week.
Following a Facebook post related to politics that featured a well crafted, thought out point while also leaving open the door for differing opinions to be discussed in a civil fashion, Facebook user Devon Clarke found his account banned for lack of vitriolic statements.
After the heroic work of countless divisions of law enforcement brought Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev into custody, Massachusetts residents poured into the streets for a spontaneous celebration of the first ever “Don’t Fuck With Us” day.
NEW YORK NY – Following reports that the NHL will hold six outdoor games next season to get more teams involved instead of the usual one Winter Classic game, the NHL will announce today that they will award four Stanley Cups next season so that more NHL teams can enjoy the thrill of a championship.