A recent study conducted by various universities across the nation has found that in the last five years, the average attention span of most Americans has dwindled drastically. Researchers measured attention spans by observing how long an individual would watch a television show of their choosing before becoming bored with the program and turning to some other activity. The results are startling. The average attention span falls between 1 and 3 minutes. Post-observation interviews revealed that many feel they do not have time to focus that much on television or movies.
Bandwagoners suck balls. I don’t want to be one of those ball-suckers. But I am going to have to jump on the “Anti-Hollywood” bandwagon. As arguably the most prestigious awards ceremony in all of the world rears its beautifully tanned face, I am compelled to set Oscar straight.