MONROE OK – After President Obama accidently stated that Americans would “be there for folks in Monroe, Oklahoma,” FEMA presented the town of Monroe with $20 billion in aid.
Coming off a tough stretch that threatens to derail the Obama Administration’s plans for his second agenda, Americans are now holding President Obama accountable for late pizza delivery times.
The sequester that was signed into law last week has kicked in with many budget cuts across the board. One of the ways that federal agencies have adjusted is by forced furloughs for their workers. The executive branch has not been spared budget cuts in the sequester, as President Barack Obama was told not to report to work yesterday.
As President Barack Obama is sworn in today for his second term as the 44th President of the United States, conservative bloggers around the country will raise their glasses at four more years of relevancy among the political dissidents of this country.
President Barack Obama made an impromptu visit to a fast food restaurant located four blocks from the White House Saturday afternoon. Those dining at the eatery were stunned to see the President walk in, and they all froze to see what the commander-in-chief would do next.
President Obama has once again gained the ire of many conservatives for his surprising 11th hour pardon of Courage the turkey at a ceremony at the White House yesterday afternoon.
In the surprise announcement just hours before Courage’s death sentence was to be carried out at Perdue Farms Poultry Correctional Facility in Salisbury, Md., Obama executed the first official use of the Presidential pardon of his administration.
A stark contrast to his normally uplifting speeches, the President announced that “there is no light at the end of the tunnel. There is no hope for you if you catch this disease. If you contract swine flu, you will die a slow, excruciatingly painful death.”
2009 Nobel Peace Prize recipient Barack Obama (you may also know him from his role as “sitting U.S. president”) supports bolstering NASA’s 2010 budget, providing the resources necessary to achieving victory over potential threats like the moon.